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August 01

hey all hOWZ tHINGZ ??

 
CLICK ON ME !!
 
its Kool !!
April 24

NIMBIN 2006 !!

 
Hey everybody,
Guess what, Im off to Nimbin 2006, YAY, can't wait.
 
The reason i am goin in case none of you know is to help a friend sell her Australian Made board game.... THE KOOTA....
 
Its a wicked board game.. hehe
 
heres a pic of it and a link, check it out, you might now some friends that'd like this game....
 
have good one ! 
 
 

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http://www.thekootagame.com/

April 08

A guy & a girl

One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The
boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your
love, I would die."

Men, and we know it.

Men, and we know it.
 
What Did God Say After Creating Man?
I Must Do Better Than That



How Many Men Does It Take To Change The Toilet Roll?
Dont Know.... Its Never Happened Before



Why Cant Men Make Good Pancakes?
Because Theyre Useless Tossers


How Does A Man Help With The Houserwork?
He Lifts His Legs As You Vacuum


Why Do Men Act Stupid?
Whose Says Theyre Acting


Whats The Difference Between Match Of The Day And A Toilet Seat?
A Bloke Will Never Miss Match Of The Day

How Is A Bloke Like The Weather?
Nothing Can Be Done To Change Either


What Can Do The Work Of 10 Men?
1 Woman

Why Do Only 10% Of Blokes Go To Heaven?
Because If There Were Anymore It Would Be Hell

What Do Men And Beer Have In Common?
Theyre Both Empty From The Neck Up

How Do You Make A Man Take Exercise?
Hide His TV Remote

What Do Men And Dog Poo Have In Common?
The Older They Are The Easier They Are To Pick Up

Why Are Blokes Like Bras?
They Hang Around Your Boobs All Day And Give You No Support When You Need It

How Are Stupid Men Like Carpet Tiles?
If You Lay Them Properly The First Time, You Can Walk All Over Them For The Rest Of Your Life
April 06

My Spell Chequer ;o)

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
 
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
 
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
 
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
 
 
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